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<BODY BGCOLOR="black" LINK="white" ALINK="blue" VLINK="white"><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <P><B><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : Comix ; Font-Size : 24pt ; Color : #0033CC">hilbo Online</SPAN></B></P> <P><B><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : #0033CC">(a.k.a. 'The 3 easy steps to world domination site')</SPAN></B></P> <P><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white">Well isn't this fun! I don't know about you but I'm having a fantastic time. This here site is my second attempt to make my web presence felt (gee can't you tell just by looking at the counter - what is it? 2? And they're probably both mine. Shit! I wouldn't even visit my own site!<BR> <BR> Anyways, enough with the small talk, let's get down to business. I intend for this site to be the most mind-numbingly boring one you've seen in quite a while. And I'm not afraid to admit that. Stuff those best site of the year things! "Ooh look at my site, aren't I clever, see those little flashy things that go beep..." Fuck that for a joke.</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white">What I have here is a modest collection (Great! Another one!) of general crap that I've picked up along my travels. Also for those scummy bitches Diane and Jayde and equally as scummy, that scam-artist Jesse, I have taken the liberty to upload all my school work (what you'd want it for is beyond me!) so you can exploit my generous nature. I've got MIDIs - and not just any old MIDIs mind you - this is the most extensive collection of non-crap MIDIs on the web. I've got lists of what's hot and what's not, links to all the top site, free programs and shareware, sounds, music, jokes, and not much else. The average sort of site if you ask me.</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white">How do I get around I hear you ask? Well, see those those button thingys on the side over there? Or even those ones at the bottom of the page? Yep, that's it! Good work! Now, if you click on one of them, the magic of the internet will do something, and you'll land on another page.</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white">Well what are you still doing here, huh? Come on! Get clicking!!</SPAN></P> <P> <P STYLE="Text-Align : Center"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : red">Home</SPAN><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="Stuff_No_Frames.html" target="_parent"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">Stuff</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="More_Stuff_No_Frames.html"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">More stuff</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : red"> </SPAN><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white">| </SPAN><A HREF="My_Stuff_No_Frames.html" target="_parent"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">My stuff</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="Funny_Stuff_No_Frames.html" target="_parent"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">Funny stuff</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="Free_Stuff_No_Frames.html"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">Free stuff</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="Links_n_Stuff_No_Frames.html" target="_parent"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">Links n' stuff</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="mailto:philby1@hotmail.com"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">E-mail me</SPAN></A><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small ; Color : white"> | </SPAN><A HREF="index-3.html" target="_parent"><SPAN STYLE="Font-Family : MS Sans Serif ; Font-Size : XX-Small">Frames</SPAN></A> </BODY>